Sunday, February 14, 2010

My take on Nodar Kumaritashvili's death

My opinion on the accident as read in The News Record.

What a shocker!!!

Does anyone find it shocking that Nodar Kumaritashvili was terrified of the track that killed him? No, that track was way too fast, hence the reason they scooted the starting line down nearly 200 meters. It's bullsh*t this man died; there were precautions that should have been taken and the FIL took those precautions 24 hrs too late.

2010 Big East Baseball Preview

Not that anyone cares, but I have to write a story about it so I thought it was interesting.

OH BOY, We love Megan Fox

Megan Fox in her new Armani commercial, just in time for Valentine's Day.

Guess this guy had a bad day!!!


Who wouldn't love to walk into Wal-Mart and smash a bunch of tv's?
Instead of tv's I would smash all the hillbillies and thugs that are there beating their kids and talking at volume 985.

Juan Dixon aka Barry Bonds

Juan Dixon is not only still alive, but is, well was, playing basketball in Spain. That just took a hit!!!

Hell Yes

I really don't know what this is all about, but this chick is smokin hot and her body is fantastic!!!


Hot Girlfriend in Underwear and Sneakers - Watch more Funny Videos

This is great

A google commercial for Tiger's Wood


Google Commercial - Tiger Woods Parody - Watch more Funny Videos

Steeler fans

Yup, they are as stupid, homeless, jobless, dumb, gay, drunken idiots as we thought they were.


Football Fan Falls Through Car Window - Watch more Funny Videos

Scooter accident

Why is he trying to ride a wheelie on a scooter?


Scooter Guy Wheelie Stunt Failure - Watch more Funny Videos

Fire-Breathing Snow Man

This is amazing, how does the snow not melt?

Khloe is so nasty

Why would anybody want to see Khloe Kardashian naked, much less doing this!!

Not sure what this is...

It has Tom Selleck and a sandwich in it, weird

Heidi "Plasticwomen" Montag

She is awful, her bf is awful, but she has legs for days!!

Here are some more pics of here if you like the ones above.

The demise of the sports video game

This is a sad article detailing the demise of the sports video game industry. With me being a video game dbag, I hate reading stuff like this. Sports video games are the best video games around, and we need to forget about those playing Call of Duty or other nerdy games like that. Stick with the sports games!!!!!

Stallworth not coming to Cincy

After signing Matt Jones earlier this week, it looks as though there is not room for another reclamation project in Cincinnati.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Bye bye Shack Graham!!!

If there is anybody who wants to bring Shane back, let me know. He is the worst clutch kicker I've ever seen (signed Scott Norwood). My problem is with who they want to replace him with. Dave Rayner, really?

Huge Dbag

This dude may be the biggest dbag I have ever seen. And the thing about it, his car is a stock v6 stang. What a tool!!! Nice tan line turd!!!!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Rey Rey to AA


Looks as though Mr. Maualuga is off to the Betty Ford Clinic.
Good for you Rey, hopefully this will be your last encounter with the law!!

Looking good Rey

UFC 109 Results

Here are the results. Don't mind the shitty writing by Brain Knapp!

Saturday, February 6, 2010

3 6 Mafia as done by Alice in Wonderland

Syracuse is gay!!!

A song by a SU student about the Orange! What a tool!!!!

Brady or Manning?

Great article on who is better; Manning or Brady? I go with Manning simply bc Brady is a D-Bag!!!

Does Donte Stallworth do anything for you?

Reports are the Browns will release WR Donte Stallworth in the coming days after he is reinstated the days after the Super Bowl. Remember, he was suspended for the entire '09 season due to macking and killing a pedestrian with his car while driving hammered (dweet sude). Does he do anything for ya? Would you take him as a Bengal in '10? I would!!!

UC football 1st game in 2010

UC on espn to start the season.

Ocho Uno with the Bengals!

T.O. a Bengal?

Friday, February 5, 2010

Maybe the grossest thing ever?

This could possibly be one of the nastiest things I've ever read.

Super Bowl directed in Hollywood

The SB if it were a major motion pic:

I hate this smiling fag

but the title of this article is fantastic!!

Stay classy Freddy

Freddy Garcia hammered at SoxFest. Way to represent your club. Listen to the guy who offers him Jag and listen to him talk smack about the Cubbies.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Mannings



These dudes look like they grew from a plant in the ground. I can't tell the f*ckin difference btwn any of them. Large foreheads, the southern twang and all over 6'3, I'm pretty sure these guys were cloned and not conceived the ol' fashion way!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I have found my calling!

This is the realist shit ever. UFC ain't got shit on these dudes!!

My bathroom.


When I make my millions, this is what I'm spending it on!!!

Can you say bad luck?

What is next for this guy?

Passing gas = suspension?

I would have been expelled if the same standards applied when I was 15.

Smart Man!!

This guy is a piece of shit, but smart at the same time!

Not OJ?


Maybe the greatest thing ever. If I owned a white bronco I would get Not OJ 2!!!

Markatar with Red Hair

Be careful with this.

Very True!!!

Will Ferrell



Who the hell is this guy? Do you think he was as funny back then as he is now?

OUCH!!!!!

What a nasty motorcycle crash, dude just gets clipped and goes flying!!!!

What I would do...

I wouldn't know what to do with this.

I bet she can scratch the top of her head with her toes!!!!

Find out if you are good in bed or not!!!!

For all you lovers out there, here is how you can find out how good you are!!!!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

That's cute!!!



I guess Caron Butler and Paul Pierce needed some cuddles during the game!!!

Facebook Post

This is an actual post from one of my friends on facebook: "Hair, Food, Tan, Gym, Food, Laundry, Food.... Reving up for the HGC!!"

Can you de-friend someone on Facebook? If so let me know, because I need to take
action quickly.

Days of Thunder Video Game

What is next, Top Gun with Maverick and Goose Do Battle, In the Air and Sand?

Madden 2011

Yep already, the cover boy for Madden 2011 is up to you!!

Yeah boy!!!!



Ur telling me Taylor Momsen is only 16 years old?

Them damn Chinese!!!!

If this is true, WOW!!!!!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Rey Maualuga Police Video

Here is Maualuga's police video!!!!

Listen, the cops says "count back from 98 to 72," Rey goes 98, 96... 81, umm, 80, 79, the end.

This deserves an ATTA BOY REY.