The Bengals Draft

Here is my take on the 2010 NFL Draft for the Bengals as seen in the News Record.

UC Spring Game - Offense Takes Down Defense -

The offense looked great at the fourth Bearcat Bowl. The spring game kicks off the drive towards the 2010 season which starts in September.

No More Eye Black Messages

The NCAA, in what is being called the Tim Tebow Rule, has made writing messages on eye black forbidden.

I say the NCAA finally made a good decision. There is no need for me to watch an OSU game and see terrible Terrelle Pryor writing shout-outs to Mike Vick on his face. This stuff is stupid and so is the idea of guys writing things on their gloves. That will be banned soon if I had to guess.

Get back to playing football, not worrying about what is written on your face.

Dez Bryant News

The Jacksonville Jaguars, who need tons of help at the wide receiver position, have eliminated Okla. St. WR Dez Bryant from their draft board due to character concerns.

Imagine that; a player going into the NFL with character concerns. Ok, well that is for a different day, but I don't care what the Jags say, they are stupid if they don't take Bryant. He is the real deal and he proved that in college. But if he wouldn't have lied about having dinner with "Neon" Deion Sanders, he would have been fine and finished the season. It's not like this guy beat a women, molested a woman, was dealing or smoking drugs (dude). They don't provide what the character concerns are, but if it's lying, I'm guilty and so are you.

Here are the receivers the Jags have taken in the first round over the past few years: R. Jay Soward (29th overall), Reggie Williams (ninth) and Matt Jones (21st overall and now a Bengal). Over a combined ten year span, these guys averaged 37 catches for 462.9 yards and 3.4 td's. What that means is over 10 years, this is what these three average per season combined. AWFUL!!! Now tell me, were any of these three as talented as Dez Bryant? Don't lie!!!!

Terry Bradshaw tough on Big Ben!!!!

Check out Bradshaw's comments and advise for Large Ben:

Texas Stadium Implosion

The man at the center of USC controversy

This is a great piece about the athletic director at USC and his involvement in all the BS that has gone down at the university with their athletic programs.

I know this type of crap goes down at the majority of universities, but this piece is great because it gives insight into what an athletic director does and how much pull this guy can have if he wants.

I couldn't rip the video, so the link is to the four-letters site where the video is!

2010 NFL players on the rise

Here is a look into some young players looking to be on the rise for the 2010 season.

I agree with most and some are obvious, but as for the two qb's on the list; Not so fast my friend. Josh Freeman lost his top wide out and still has no offensive line. The one good thing is that he has a trio of running backs that can make his job easier. As for Stafford, he does play for the Lions right? And I'm pretty sure they have no line (offensive or defensive), but there is Calvin and Kevin Jones (coming off knee surgery). They will get better, but not so much this season. Sorry fellas!

Oh yeah, no Bengals on this list either. What about Maualuga?

Hey, now that college basketball is over...

Why don't we take a look at the "way too early" top 25 for college football. With Bama and OSU at the top, it looks like it will be another hate filled season for me. Saban is a tool and the Luckeyes are just flat out gayer than a three dollar bill.

The team to watch out for is Boise State. The Broncos are projected to begin the season at No. 3 in the polls, while returning 21 of 22 starters. That is unreal. Not only do they have the coolest coach in town, but they play on a blue field. That's enough right there to root for them to win the national championship!

I see the Bearcats at 22 on the list. That is okay, we all know we weren't ranked in the preseason last year and if I remember correctly, the season went pretty well. Being ranked 22 is basically the same thing, meaning that we are under the radar, so I will take that as it has seemed to work in the past

Did I mention that I wish I went to USC?

Proof the NFL Combine is a joke

We all know there are a variety of stupid questions asked to young men entering the NFL draft at the NFL Combine, but this one may top them all.
It's not as over-the-top as some of the stupid other questions, but I would just love to know how the question is supposed to be answered. Or maybe the Redskins are just looking to find dudes to fight? I don't know. Just read it!

Here is how it went down as said by Arthur Moats from James Madison University:
"I was with the Redskins, and the guy asked me, if I'm coming into camp, I'm 30 minutes early, I'm sitting in the front row of the meeting room. Brian Orakpo walks in and says, "That's my chair." Am I going to get up and give him my spot, or am I going to sit there and fight him for a chair?" Moats said.

Moats' answer: "You know, I was just like, I'll slide over, because I mean, he's the million-dollar man; it's not that important. So he was like, 'Oh, so you're scared of him?' And I was like, no. And he was like, 'So why don't you go fight him?' There was kind of like no right answer to the question and everything, the way he was asking it."

Need I say more?

Reds vs. Cards wrap-up

The Reds are off to a 1-2 start to begin the 2010 season. Some would say that is awful and here we go again, but I say it is better than it looks.
The starting pitching was good, especially Arroyo, and the hitting was average. Aaron Harang wasn't as bad as most think he was, but he didn't help himself with his error on the throw to first base. That took a lot of air out of his and the teams sails as that put them down three. I put that loss on the bullpen. Yeah you can say that who knows what it would have been like if the Cards hadn't hit the grand slam, but regardless of that, your bullpen cannot blow up and give up six runs. That flat out takes your team out of the game.

As for game two, it was the bullpen again. Logan Ondrusek was awful, but I can give him a little slack for it being his major league debut. Cueto was his usual self. He was over-throwing, wild, throwing too many balls and not enough strikes. Still, with all that considered,he only gave up two earned runs. He had three walks and three strikeouts. The offense was the problem as Orlando Cabrera had all three rbi's for the Reds, and only three other Reds had hits. Just need more offense than that.

Game three was special. It was the kind of early season win that the Reds needed. It gave Arroyo a shot in the arm with some confidence as he went eight innings, only gave up four hits and three walks, while striking out six. His only run given up was on a Matt Holliday home run. It's just a shame that Bronson didn't get the win. It also gives a boost to Jonny Gomes. It may also give Duster the idea to play him more. Gomes' walk-off shot in the ninth was hopefully a boost that this offense needed. They managed to score just five runs in the final 18 innings against the Cards. That number will need to come up if the Reds expect to do anything at all this season.

Stay Tuned For More Reds Coverage All Season Long!!!!!!!!!

North Dakota has nothing better do to!

It has taken nearly four years, but finally the North Dakota Fighting Sioux are no longer. The nickname has officially been retired.

Is it just me, or is it amazing that it has taken four years to come to this decision? It says in the article above that they were "tired of the controversy." Yeah, no sh*t people. It took you four years to retire a college nickname because eight people think it offends a group of Indians. There was a group of Sioux Indians that actually wanted to keep the nickname. Now why wouldn't you listen to those people? Instead, a group of whites and blacks makes the decision to retire a nickname that doesn't apply to them in any way, shape or form.

Just another stupid waste of political time and money over an issue that maybe seven people have a strong interest in. Unreal!!

Possible John Wall replacement for UK

This kid may be the next John Wall. Brandon Knight averaged 32.5 pts per game last season in high school. Plus, he has some problems, which is why he is still available and has not signed with anyone yet. Sounds about right up ol' Calipari's alley.

2010 Recruiting top 100

Here is a list of the Top 100 recruits for next season. I could find Xavier, UK, Marquette, Pitt and many other schools that have signed some of these guys, but the one team I couldn't find was my Cincinnati Bearcats. SWEET!!!!

Nothing would make me happier...

If any team will over-draft or over-pay somebody, it is the Oakland Raiders. If reports are true, the Raiders are interested in Timmy Tebow. In my mind they make a perfect match. Tebow thinks he is god and can actually make it in the NFL, and the Raiders think they have a chance of just turning it around when Mr. Davis is still in charge. Both have so much false hope for each other it would be perfect.

Tebow is a great human/person. He needs to understand that he is closer to being the next Danny Wuerffel than the next Kurt Warner. But a team like the Raiders can let the false hope of a great NFL career live longer than any other team in the league. Maybe they will let it ride even longer than the Cardinals are letting Matt Leinart ride that bus. Well that is for a different day.

Please, Please take Tebow in the first round Oakland!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiger's Wood

How great is this?

UC Spring practice

For all your up to the minute UC football spring practice highlights and news check out Gobearcats.com or newsrecord.org.

Brian Kelly on Matt James

As much as I can't stand BK, good shot to him for doing what he is doing and saying to honor the fallen Cincinnatian and St. X student-athlete, Matt James.

The Masters in 3D?

I didn't know how much better watching the Masters could get, but now that it is being offered up in 3D, I could be wrong. It is by far the best event to watch in HD, but now it's about to be the best event to watch in 3D.

All I know is that the Masters Challenge just got more interesting!!

Here is a link to The Masters website. It's crazy!!!

The next Dontonio Wingfield?

It's official, Lance Stephenson has declared for the NBA Draft. While he has not hired an agent, it is reported he will do so in the coming days.

In my opinion, this is a big mistake for Lance and a huge kick in the shin for the Bearcats squad. Stephenson not only under performed this season, he just started showing promise in the final few games of the season. With one more season, he could only benefit himself, and if it just so happened that he got hurt, he would have two more seasons in front of him to rebuild his stock. There is no way he will get drafted in the first-round, which means there is no guaranteed contract. Now, what happens if he gets hurt in training camp this season? He is screwed, he will be playing in the NBADL for years making money that is comparable to a minor league baseball player. This is the only way Lance Stephenson could hurt himself and his future. One more year of college would have made his talent visible and without question bumped him to a first-round draft pick. Shame on you Lance for being so stupid!!!

Next season just got more difficult for Mick Cronin. Now he is without his two best players from this season in Deonta Vaughn and Stephenson, but does add Sean Kilpatrick and has a more mature Cashmere Wright. Mick is in trouble, but he may get bailed out by the NCAA expanding the tournament to 96 teams. If that happens, Bearcat nation is going to be stuck with Cronin for at least a few more years.

I'm back!!!!!

Yeah, the blog is back up. Instead of posting 900 things in one day as it used to be, I will be updating the blog daily to every other day with the best news in the world. Stay tuned, and thanks for reading (B and Dylan) you are the ones that make me keep doing this.

NFL News

Courtesy of Profootballtalk.com:

Ravens news.

Larry Johnson suitors.

Antonio Bryant draws interest from other teams.

Brady Quinn being shopped around?

Post-Combine NFL Mock Draft

Rotoworld.com has the Bengals taking UCLA DT Brian Price with the 21st pick in this years draft.



UMMMMMM WHO?

Trade the pick for Brandon Marshall please!!!!!!!!!!!

Urgent breaking Bengals news...

Guess who the Bengals signed?

NO-Maaaaar

One of my favorite ball players of my generation, Nomar Garciaparra, retired as a Red Sox today and will join the four-letter as an analyst.

Updates from Goodyear, Arizona and Reds Spring Training

Enerio Del Rosario working his way back after almost being out of the Reds org. in 2005.

Aroldis Chapman hits 100mph. Plus some game video of him in action.

Harang has some work to do before his opening day start!

Reds preview done by a newspaper in Illinois. Why? I don't know!

More on Harang and his struggles.

Article on all the young pitchers who could make an impact this season. Chapman and Strasburg head the list.

Maybe the funniest thing ever!!!

Stay classy Big Ben

Hope you people in Shittsburg are happy with how much of a role model your starting qb is. Granted he may be more talented than our qb, but at least our qb doesn't wear ether for cologne (thanks Mark Amazon).

Fist fight, don't wreck each other

Carl Edwards need to practice fist fighting, not flipping dudes car.
Don't be a little b*tch when you have a problem with someone, you might kill them trying to do it the way you did. Pull out those guns you call arms and trade dukes with him if you got a problem.

My take on the NFL Combine

The film doesn't lie, unless you are Tim Tebow.

The New Orioles

Another one for you Dylan. Sounds like the O's are trying to dig out of the cellar of the AL East.

WWF Material For Ya

Dylan, this is for you. There is some good old footage if you scroll down.

A Tyson Comback?

Tyson vs. Holyfied? These are the rumors!!!!!

Jim Tressel belongs in this magazine

This is just funny and fitting. Did you know that I hate the Ohio State Luckeyes? Well I do more than any other school in the country, I would root for the Canadians before I root for the Luckeyes. Hope you had fun during the interview Jimmy! Nice sweater vest turd!

I thought I was the only one without an HD tv

Way to go SEC!

JoePa to be made into a statue?

Legendary Penn State Joe Paterno will be honored with an award in his name in the future. Did you know that JoePa won't be wearing his nine inch thick glasses this year, he had laser surgery. Should be interesting!!

NOW TIME TO RETIRE.

The NFL doesn't mess around

This guy I would think learned his lesson and won't be selling fake sh*t anymore.

Can anybody tell me why this guy gets in trouble and those people who sell Cd's and incense at the BP on Queen City don't? I'm having trouble understanding that!

Giants add Rolle

The New York Giants signed former Arizona Cardinal safety Antrel Rolle to a five-year $37 million deal, $15 million guaranteed. It makes him the highest paid safety in NFL history. DAMN!!!!

Mick Cronin

My take on Mick is so mixed it's asinine. While I don't think the guy is the greatest coach on the planet, he doesn't have very motivated players. Now here is the question: Is a coach supposed to be able to motivate his players or sit them, or can a coach motivate players who don't want to be motivated? It's a tough question to answer because I believe a coach should be able to motivate his players to play at the highest level, but was Bob Huggins able to motivate B.J. Grove and turn him into the player he could have been? NO!!!
I don't think Mick should have been fired and never really thought it was going to happen anyway. If he goes out there next year, with a senior laden team, and does exactly what he did this year, he needs to go. You cannot have mediocre basketball at the University of Cincinnati. We have two national championship and used to be one of the most feared teams in all of the land. If these guys don't have the will and desire to play and represent UC the way it should be, then get the hell out of here and let us find out what kind of coach Mick really is.

UC Women's Golf

Season preview for UC women's golf. Wrote this article for the News Record!!!

UC swimmer heading to the NCAA Championships

News Record article I wrote!!!

AFC North 2010-11

With the Ravens adding Anquan Boldin the face of the AFC North has changed. The Ravens, in my opinion, are the favorite to win the division next year. They have their own Hines Ward now with Boldin. He is a physical, experienced (no as much as Derick Mason) and he will free up Mark Clayton and Ray Rick out of the backfield. The fact that they were able to land him by giving up just a third and fourth round pick (not to mention they got a fifth round pick back from Arizona) is ridiculous. Last season the Bengals drafted Chase Coffman and Jonathan Luigs in the third and fourth rounds. Who would you rather have, Coffman and Luigs or Boldin? A first grader could answer that.
Every season we sit and wait for the Bengals and Mike Brown to take action in free agency, and most season's we are waiting forever and ever and not much happens. I'm sick and tired of every other NFL team striking it rich in free agency, and us Bengal fans sit around with our thumbs up our rear hoping Andre Caldwell can be our No. 2 WR. This gets old very quickly and it seems to be this way every year.
Like I said yesterday, I want Brandon Marshall and don't think it is that difficult to see why. He is worth the first-round pick and would definitely be worth the money to sign him to a long-term deal.
If we can't land Marshall who is out there? T.O, Bryant, Walter (recently re-signed with the Texans)? Ask yourself who you would rather have; one of those three or Brandon Marshall?

I BEG YOU BENGAL FRANCHISE AND BRASS: MAKE A STRONG MOVE FOR BRANDON MARSHALL AND PUT YOURSELF BACK IN THE DRIVERS SEAT FOR THE AFC NORTH TITLE AND EVEN A SUPER BOWL CONTENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free Agency

Please somebody tell Mike Brown to make a bold move and go after Brandon Marshall. He is the key to this offense and if Carson is healthy there is no stopping it. Imagine for a second if you will: Cedric in the back field, Marshall out to the left, Ocho to the right and Caldwell in the slot. Marshall will draw your best corner and safety help nine times out of ten, which frees up Chad deep and Andre over the middle. Even if they don't get him, please just show your fans that you tried and that you realize you have a need for receiving help. It's been since 97-98 since the Bengals made a trade, break the treand and make a BOLD move for us.
He is worth giving up the 21st pick for. What rookie can make that kinda of instant impact?

Our Cuban Boy

Mr. Aroldis Chapman



Nothing beats a 100 mph fastball, but the lack of control may keep him in the minors for at least part of this year (just ask Todd Frazier). His changeup is better than most expected and is coming in around 82 mph. Just imagine seeing a 97 mph fastball followed by an 82 mph changeup, Damn!!!! Eventually he will be on the staff this year, but I don't think it will be until July or August.
I like Justin Lehr for the 5th spot. He is a seasoned veteran and has had no success
except for last year. I think he could be a stop gap for half a season or so for the Reds, and if he can perform who knows what you will get out of him.

My take on Nodar Kumaritashvili's death

My opinion on the accident as read in The News Record.

What a shocker!!!

Does anyone find it shocking that Nodar Kumaritashvili was terrified of the track that killed him? No, that track was way too fast, hence the reason they scooted the starting line down nearly 200 meters. It's bullsh*t this man died; there were precautions that should have been taken and the FIL took those precautions 24 hrs too late.

2010 Big East Baseball Preview

Not that anyone cares, but I have to write a story about it so I thought it was interesting.

OH BOY, We love Megan Fox

Megan Fox in her new Armani commercial, just in time for Valentine's Day.

Guess this guy had a bad day!!!

Who wouldn't love to walk into Wal-Mart and smash a bunch of tv's?
Instead of tv's I would smash all the hillbillies and thugs that are there beating their kids and talking at volume 985.

Juan Dixon aka Barry Bonds

Juan Dixon is not only still alive, but is, well was, playing basketball in Spain. That just took a hit!!!

Hell Yes

I really don't know what this is all about, but this chick is smokin hot and her body is fantastic!!!


Hot Girlfriend in Underwear and Sneakers - Watch more Funny Videos

This is great

A google commercial for Tiger's Wood


Google Commercial - Tiger Woods Parody - Watch more Funny Videos

Steeler fans

Yup, they are as stupid, homeless, jobless, dumb, gay, drunken idiots as we thought they were.


Football Fan Falls Through Car Window - Watch more Funny Videos

Scooter accident

Why is he trying to ride a wheelie on a scooter?


Scooter Guy Wheelie Stunt Failure - Watch more Funny Videos

Fire-Breathing Snow Man

This is amazing, how does the snow not melt?

Khloe is so nasty

Why would anybody want to see Khloe Kardashian naked, much less doing this!!

Not sure what this is...

It has Tom Selleck and a sandwich in it, weird

Heidi "Plasticwomen" Montag

She is awful, her bf is awful, but she has legs for days!!

Here are some more pics of here if you like the ones above.

The demise of the sports video game

This is a sad article detailing the demise of the sports video game industry. With me being a video game dbag, I hate reading stuff like this. Sports video games are the best video games around, and we need to forget about those playing Call of Duty or other nerdy games like that. Stick with the sports games!!!!!

Stallworth not coming to Cincy

After signing Matt Jones earlier this week, it looks as though there is not room for another reclamation project in Cincinnati.

Bye bye Shack Graham!!!

If there is anybody who wants to bring Shane back, let me know. He is the worst clutch kicker I've ever seen (signed Scott Norwood). My problem is with who they want to replace him with. Dave Rayner, really?

Huge Dbag

This dude may be the biggest dbag I have ever seen. And the thing about it, his car is a stock v6 stang. What a tool!!! Nice tan line turd!!!!

Rey Rey to AA

Looks as though Mr. Maualuga is off to the Betty Ford Clinic.
Good for you Rey, hopefully this will be your last encounter with the law!!

Looking good Rey

UFC 109 Results

Here are the results. Don't mind the shitty writing by Brain Knapp!

3 6 Mafia as done by Alice in Wonderland

Syracuse is gay!!!

A song by a SU student about the Orange! What a tool!!!!

Brady or Manning?

Great article on who is better; Manning or Brady? I go with Manning simply bc Brady is a D-Bag!!!

Does Donte Stallworth do anything for you?

Reports are the Browns will release WR Donte Stallworth in the coming days after he is reinstated the days after the Super Bowl. Remember, he was suspended for the entire '09 season due to macking and killing a pedestrian with his car while driving hammered (dweet sude). Does he do anything for ya? Would you take him as a Bengal in '10? I would!!!

UC football 1st game in 2010

UC on espn to start the season.

Ocho Uno with the Bengals!

T.O. a Bengal?

Maybe the grossest thing ever?

This could possibly be one of the nastiest things I've ever read.

Super Bowl directed in Hollywood

The SB if it were a major motion pic:

I hate this smiling fag

but the title of this article is fantastic!!

Stay classy Freddy

Freddy Garcia hammered at SoxFest. Way to represent your club. Listen to the guy who offers him Jag and listen to him talk smack about the Cubbies.

The Mannings

These dudes look like they grew from a plant in the ground. I can't tell the f*ckin difference btwn any of them. Large foreheads, the southern twang and all over 6'3, I'm pretty sure these guys were cloned and not conceived the ol' fashion way!

I have found my calling!

This is the realist shit ever. UFC ain't got shit on these dudes!!

My bathroom.

When I make my millions, this is what I'm spending it on!!!

Can you say bad luck?

What is next for this guy?

Passing gas = suspension?

I would have been expelled if the same standards applied when I was 15.

Smart Man!!

This guy is a piece of shit, but smart at the same time!

Not OJ?

Maybe the greatest thing ever. If I owned a white bronco I would get Not OJ 2!!!

Markatar with Red Hair

Be careful with this.

Very True!!!

Will Ferrell

Who the hell is this guy? Do you think he was as funny back then as he is now?

OUCH!!!!!

What a nasty motorcycle crash, dude just gets clipped and goes flying!!!!

What I would do...

I wouldn't know what to do with this.

I bet she can scratch the top of her head with her toes!!!!

Find out if you are good in bed or not!!!!

For all you lovers out there, here is how you can find out how good you are!!!!!

That's cute!!!

I guess Caron Butler and Paul Pierce needed some cuddles during the game!!!

Facebook Post

This is an actual post from one of my friends on facebook: "Hair, Food, Tan, Gym, Food, Laundry, Food.... Reving up for the HGC!!"

Can you de-friend someone on Facebook? If so let me know, because I need to take
action quickly.

Days of Thunder Video Game

What is next, Top Gun with Maverick and Goose Do Battle, In the Air and Sand?

Madden 2011

Yep already, the cover boy for Madden 2011 is up to you!!

Yeah boy!!!!

Ur telling me Taylor Momsen is only 16 years old?

Them damn Chinese!!!!

If this is true, WOW!!!!!

Rey Maualuga Police Video

Here is Maualuga's police video!!!!

Listen, the cops says "count back from 98 to 72," Rey goes 98, 96... 81, umm, 80, 79, the end.

This deserves an ATTA BOY REY.

Stay classy Rex

Rex you are a classy individual and I hope you go 1-15 next year. Oh yea, and I hope the Dolphins whoop ur AS* twice next season!!!!

Is Kurt Warner of hall-of-famer?

Here is why I believe he is a first-ballot selection!!!!
I wrote this for the News Record, UC's student newspaper.

I googled my last name...

and this is what I found!!!

Herschel Walker mma debut

It's the last two rounds. The first round, like the entire fight, was kept on the ground and was pretty boring!

UC vs. Providence

Huge win for the Cats in what may have been a must win game to keep their March Madness hopes alive. After losing to Providence twice last season, Cashmere Wright scored a Bearcats season high 24 points to lead the Cats to a 92-88 victory. His 24 points were the most a UC player has ever scored against Providence College.
Five Cats scored in double-digits, with Rashad Bishop scoring 16 and grabbing six boards. Deonta Vaughn and Lance Stephenson scored 12 points, Stephenson added a game-high nine rebounds. Suprisingly, the uncoordinated Darnell Wilks added 10 points.
The Cats shot 57.1 percent from the field, while outrebounding the Friars 38-33.
It was the third time this season UC scored over 90 points, the third time five Bearcats scored in double-digits and the eigth time UC shot over 50 percent from the field.
UC moves to 5-4 in the Big East, tying their best start in conference action. They have five winnable games in their next six. They face ND, Uconn and South Florida, who they have already beat, plus Syracuse, Marquette and Depaul. It is possible, maybe I'm being a bit too positive, that they could win five of those six. It they can do that, the Cats are in prime shape to be playing in March.

Ohio State Sucks

Apparently they suck at recruiting as well.

UK Football

Recruiting news for 2010 class at UK.

Ocho's week Miami

Sounds like a rough week for Chad!

REDS NEWS!!!!!

Orlando Cabrera is a Cincinnati Red!!!!!

Huge pick up for the Reds and they only spent $3 mil. Now you have Janish to backup any position in the infield. Boy I like it!!!!!

Maybe the phattest dunk ever!!!!

This guy is the new human highlight reel. Look up some of his other dunks, ridiculous!!!!

My Morning Jacket

MMJ coming to Cbus May 2, tiks go on sale Feb. 6.

This is one of my favorite bands and the show is a must see. Unbelievably talented musicians and Yim Yames is fantastic.

Super Mario Bros. Rules

A list of 7 Mario Bros. suits that would be sweet if they were real!!!!!

YIKES

Ummmmm...

The line-up comes out in less than 3 wks

This brings back some memories, thats why I put it up. Bonnaroo 2010 June 10-13, line up is out in Feb. Be there or be a loser, it's up to you!!!!!!!!!!

Today in sports history

Jan 29, 1936 the first class was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame that included:

Babe Ruth
Ty Cobb
Honus Wagner
Christy Mathewson
Walter Johnson

Um, not too bad of a class huh?

Did you know...

Two number one seeds will meet in the Super Bowl for the first time since 1993.

I think the Bengals played in that Super Bowl!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA continue laughing!!!!

Ummmmmm....

This is just weird. Nothing good comes out of hanging out with a transgender!!!!

Dammit!!!!!

I could go off on this right now. There are two things that really piss me off, at least today, and they are Bengals acting like morons and smiling in their mug shots and people who think Kurt Warner isn't a Hall of Famer.
Rey, grow up and don't be the next Odell Thurman please. I'm asking you this as one of the most dedicated Bengals fans on this planet. We NEED you on this team, not in Kenton County Jail, to achieve the ultimate goal, the Super Bowl. Without you, this D takes a huge hit. GROW UP DAWG and don't piss away your future!!!!!!!!

Ochocinco a.k.a Ochokicko?

So Chad wants to be a kicker?

Mel Levitt

Can you say get off me bit*h!!!

The Cats would be sick if this guy was still here!!!

Nasty

Prank gone wrong

Check out this high school prank gone wrong. Make sure you read the details of the prank!!

Get'em Digger

Fantastic

I always knew those chinese were different!!!

No explanation needed, just read.

Dwarf BBall

This dude at the beginning of this would ball all over me!! whose not up for small people basketball?

Is this what Chucky Cheese has turned in to?

Doesn't look good there Pete!!

Um, I don't want to bash this guy because he is a legend in the music industry, but seriously why is this guy "looking at or distributing" kiddy porn? Check out his picture in the flyer that is being passed out to 1500 residents in Miami, fantastic. This deserves an atta boy Pete. (just kidding of course)

It's the fur that bothers you?

Yeah, so, I'm not sure what to say about this. I don't think they should be upset by the fur, they should be upset that a man would wear such a thing! This is a prime example why no man should ever watch figure skating. Man, how about some Wranglers?

Get off me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would pay lots of money to do this to someone!!

Today in sports history

Mike Tyson goes on trial for rape in 1992 (eventually found guilty, duh!!)

Babe of the day

Here is some Argentinian model!

A classic!!!

"I'll kill you"

Is that Andre Smith?

No wait, that is his former teammate Terrence Cody. Amazingly he weighed in at 370 lbs. I was thinking more like 4 bills!!!!

Offensive Foul?

This dunk is sick, but is it an offensive foul?

What a baby!!!!

Glen "Big Baby" Davis wants to drop his nickname. He wants to be called Glen "Uno Uno" Davis now in recognition of his jersey No. 11.
Here is my take: Don't copy off of Chad, come up with something original, how bout that "Big Baby"
Not that you care Glen, but I will always refer to you as "Big Baby." Simply because you are big, a baby and don't come close to being as sweet as Chad Ochocinco. Come up with your own nickname, not one given to you by a journalist or steal the idea from another athlete. Super original Big Baby!!!!

I want to live here...

Yep, pretty much.

Maybe it wasn't Monica

Maybe Bill cheated on Hillary with a dog?

I would be pissed!!!

How in the world does this guy not wake up while his friends are doing this to him?

I think this guy is drinking and driving....

This would be phun minus the taking out of numerous people and objects!

Smokin hot!!!!

Yes sir, Tommy likey!

Thanks Giggitygreg!!!!!

What an idiot!!!!!!!!!

Hue Jackson my be one of the biggest dumbas*es in town. He is leaving Baltimore, where is the QB coach, and heading to Oakland where he will take over as Off. Coordinator.

I've stated in previous posts that Oakland is the place for coaches to die, except for Lane Kiffin, but Hue is a smart man and could succeed if it weren't for the fact that his QB's are Money Russell, Bruce "I own the Bengals" Gradkowski and Charlie "how am I still in the league" Frey. GOOD LUCK HUE!!!

By the way, I love the way you spell your name Hue!!

signed Thom "Tebow" Brennaman

Aussie Open

What a night (or morning) in Melbourne. With Rafa Nadal out with his usual knee tendinitis and Andy Roddick getting beat, the tourney is for R Fed's taking. Roddick looked bad in the first two sets (what I got to see) and was bothered by a nerve problem in his shoulder. He said his index and middle finger on his right hand were numb for most of the match. That shows his lack of control and ability to serve.
Nadal may be out for an extended period of time. His knee has cause him problems for a long time now, and it may be time for some further examination.
Marin Cilic, who defeated Roddick, is a solid player, but I don't believe can beat either Djokovic or Fererer if they advance.
Andy Murray, who beat Nadal, is a great player and is trying to become the first Brit to win a major since like 1500 A.D.

Keep watching, the remaining quarterfinals and the semifinals to come should be exciting.

Prediction: Andy Murray vs. R Fed in the finals with R Fed winning the Aussie Open. (it would be R Fed's first Aussie title since 2007, his longest draught in a grand slam)

Letting one get away?

Winton Woods grad heading out of Cincy to CMU.

Don't know much about the kid, but he had an interception in Winton Woods state championship victory last season. Kind of upset we let this guy escape the city. Young talent is hard to find, especially at UC.

Aussie Open

Great late night action on ESPN the Ocho as No. 7 Andy Roddick is taking on No. 14 Marin Cilic.

It's 5-4 Roddick, on serve in the first set. Keep you posted!

First set tiebreak, Cilic up 2-1. Cilic wins the first set 7-6!
- Roddick injured, looks like a shoulder issue. He has taken an injury timeout.
More to come...

Bearcats recruiting news

Central Mich. QB decommitts and will go to UC!

This guy deserves to get a beat down

What is wrong with people? An improvised surgery?

Scary

This may be the scariest thing I've ever seen!!!!!

Thats a lot of people

57.9 million viewers watched the Vikings/Saints game Sunday. The most watched non-Super Bowl event since the Seinfeld finale in May 1998. Impressive, just a shame that Wrangler Jeans beefed it up!!! Nice pass Brett!!!

More Gun News

Javaris Crittenton has been charged with felony gun possession, according to the Washington Post.

Yeah Boy

Um I still like boxing if it involves her!!!!

NBA Watch

Lebron vs. D Wade tonight in Miami. James leads the series 11-9. Hopefully we see the "look," as D Wade calls it, from The King tonight. He needs to step up and dominate the court due to the injuries to Delonte West and Mo Williams.
The Cavs come in hot after winning two straight, over the Lakers and Oklahoma City, and have opened up a four game lead in the East.
The Heat are 3-1 in their last four. Their one loss was by 39 to Charlotte. They go on the road for 11 of their next 13 after tonight.

Prediction: 104-97 Cavs.

Lebron vs. Wade head-to-head numbers: Lebron avgs. 28.9 pts, 5.6 rebs and 7.7 assists, Wade avgs. 27.6 pts, 5.4 rebs and 6.7 assists. Nearly Identical!!!!

Stay Classy Jets Fans

Well it looks like Jets fans are still being Jets fans!!!

This is great!!!

Here is the radio call on the interception Favre threw that cost the Vikes a trip to the Super Bowl.

My Breakdown for the UC vs. U of L

Here is my breakdown of the UC vs. U of L game that I wrote for UC's independent student newspaper The News Record.

AFC Wrap-up

For about 15 minutes I thought the Jets were going to overwhelm the Colts and maybe have a chance to win the game. But then in the sixteenth minute, with 2 minutes left in the first half, Mr. Manning figured it out and pulled the Colts within 4. From there it was over. The Colts told the Jets to sit down when they pee and the Jets did just that.
Peyton was unreal!! There are reports of him calling his own plays throughout the second half and ignoring the play calls from the coaches. Hell, whatever it takes to get the job done. He is the smartest qb in the league and there aren't many defenses out there that he can't figure out.
The Jets deserve tons of props. Nobody thought they would make it to the playoff, much less to the AFC Championship. Two years in a row a rookie qb has made it to the Championship game. Sanchez deserves credit for managing the offense and making a few big throws when they were needed. Now we will find out how good he is, he has to do more for his team to get better, especially with Thomas Jones getting older.
GO COLTS, I hope they crush the Saints and believe they will win by at least a touchdown. My Super Bowl breakdown is still to come...

NFC Wrap-up

WOW, what a game! Bottom line is that Wrangler Jeans turned back into the old Wrangler Jeans of 2006 with the Packers. It was his mistake that cost the Vikes the game and a trip to the SB. The Vikings gave the game to the Saints with 400 fumbles and 2 ints from WJ, but the Vikings D kept them in it. If Wrangler doesn't make that throw, they at minimum have an opportunity to win the game. If Wrangler takes off and runs for anything, he could have taken a knee and they still would have had a chance to win it, but nope, he had to throw that pass. Oh yeah, what are some of the first things you are taught when learning to be a quarterback? Not to throw back across your body, especially over the middle of the field.
I still think the Saints are over-rated and will get dominated by the Colts, but I give their D props for going for that football and forcing 6 fumbles to keep their team in the game. The Saints had 257 total yards, way below their avg, and they had less than 100 yards in the second half. That shows how good the Saints D played and were the reason they won the game (other than Wranglers dumb ass pass).

UC Football news

QB Tony Pike, WR Mardy Gilyard and Long Snapper Mike Windt will all play in the Senior Bowl Jan. 30 in Mobile, Ala

Also, here is some UC football recruiting news:

Four star recruit affirms committment to UC.

Offer out to local LB.

At a boy J.J.

He would put out a rap album!

Sexting Salisbury

Who doesn't take pics of their private parts and text them to people? I'm guilty (just kidding of course, I don't even have a camera phone!)

This is my new favorite tune...

Wakey Bakey with the Smokey Tokey

Priesthood or MLB?

All I can say about this one is that Grant Desme is a better man than I. There is no way I would give up playing professional sports to become a priest, sorry Lord, but there is just no way. Now the dude can't even have sex, much less play ball anymore.

My idea was why doesn't do both, preach and play baseball. I guess that isn't possible, it may be considered an unfair advantage. God would never let his team lose. It would be the 2010 version of steroids. All of a sudden everyone is going to be joining the priesthood and playing MLB baseball. Wonder if Bud Selig would turn his eye to that one as well?? HMMMMMM....

Tell me something that I didn't know...

Mcgwire did steroids to get bigger, faster and stronger. Hmmm, no s*it.

The Angels GAVE the Mets $21.5 Mil

How bad is Gary Matthews Jr.? Must be awful if the Angels were willing to give him and $21.5 mil to the Mets for some pitcher I've never heard of.
This is what is crazy about baseball. Only in this sport would you have a trade involving two players and a s*it ton of cash. How can one team give up that much money and get basically nothing in return? Now I understand he is off the payroll and the Angels don't have that money count against them in the future, but damn that is mass cash!!!
$21.5 mil is just a hair under what Arroyo and Harang will make combined this year. And the Angels just handed it to the Mets, ONLY IN BASEBALL!!

Oh yeah, how about that salary cap?

ESPN Classic

The Cavs and Lakers lived up to expectations with Kobe and Lebron stealing the spotlight. The Cavs won by 6, 93-87;sweeping the season series from the Lakers and getting in the Lakers heads as we head towards the second half of the season.
Lebron threw down 37 pts, 5 rebs and 9 dimes, while Kobe scored 31 pts, but only grabbed 2 boards.
As I watched the second half, it was the Lebron show. Lebron scored 12 straight for his team down the stretch, as Kobe was shooting 4-15 in the second half. So far this season Kobe is 22-58 against the Cavs this year in two games, thats 38 percent shooting.
The Cavs won this game without Mo Williams, who is out for a month, and Jamario Moon. Even without Mo, the Cavs looked solid; Shaq was being used as an assist man and as a scorer, Lebron was Lebron and J.J. Hickson stepped-up and scored 13 pts and grabbed 14 boards.
If the Cavs can get this all around effort for the next month, they won't miss Williams at all. And once he returns those who shift to the bench will be that much more refined and ready to play professional basketball.
For the Lakers, they must hold strong through the rest of this road trip. Once this trip is over they get into an easier portion of their schedule. They are going to be there late in the playoffs, the question is are the Cavs in the Lakers players heads or can Kobe show the focus he did last season that led them to a championship?
Should be a fantastic second half of the season and if you are reading this but don't watch the NBA, I suggest you start doing so!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gingers have souls... I think

Smokin...

This chick is fantastic!!

Slam Dunk Competition

Nate Robinson, Gerald Wallace and Shannon Brown, really? Oh yea, and some other guy the fans will choose. Now what if I told you it was Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter and Dwight Howard? The Slam Dunk Contest is a joke these days. I know it is just for fun, but it was only ten years ago that is thing was the highlight of All-Star Weekend. It has lost so much luster it's not funny. The only thing that can bring it back is when the ACTUAL all-stars decide to compete in it. I would take off work to watch it if we could get Lebron and Kobe!
Remember the good ol' days?
Or this

Wade gets contract thru 2012

BONEHEAD MOVE JERRY

Kobe vs. Lebron

8 p.m. tonight on TNT, LA Lakers vs. Cleveland Cavaliers. It's a must watch, much like their Christmas day match-up where Laker fans went all Cleveland on the Cavs and started to throw s*it all over the court. The Cavs won by 15 despite Kobe scoring 35.
This match-up, if you're going to watch one NBA game this year, is the one you should be watching. It could be a NBA Final preview, and if so the finals are going to be marvelous!!!
The Lakers come in at 32-9 and start an eight game road trip tonight. The Cavs are 32-11, tops in the Easternn Conference.
I could care less about all that, I want to see Kobe and Lebron battle. Lebron comes in averaging 29.6, while Kobe is putting up 28.3 a game. We all know these two are going to blow it up. Usually if one gets going, the other gets going as well.

Prediction: Kobe scores 33pts, Lebron 40pts - Cavs win 101-96

Chan the Man

I mean I thought the Chan Gailey hiring was terrible, but damn not because of this.

Big Ben!

What a f*cking loser!!!!

How can you not like Brock Lesnar?

I hated this guy when he joined the UFC, and hated him even more when he got the most un-earned/gift shot at the heavyweight belt. I mean how does one guy fight two fights and then fight the immortal Randy Couture for the belt? Well, put all that aside for the moment and read Lesnars bashing of anything from health care to calling Canada a third world country.

Venus like you've never seen her before...

Did Venus go commando in her last match? You make the call!!

Duke and Carolina go down...

Duck lost to N.C. State and Carolina lost to Wake Forest. First time both schools have lost on the same day since Feb. 2, 2003. And it's the first time Carolina has lost three-in-a-row under Roy Williams.
Well I'm glad Duke lost, but it sucks Carolina has lost three straight. It's cool: Carolina = Jordan
Duke = Laettner hmmmm....

Big East Upset

The Depaul Blue Demons upset the Marquette Golden Eagles 51-50. It was Depaul's first regular season victory since March of 2008 against, yep you guessed it, your Cincinnati Bearcats. Depaul sank a fade-away two pt. bucket with .7 sec remaining and Marquette couldn't get a shot off to tie the game. Not a big win in the grand scheme of things, but good for Depaul, get that lone Big East victory out of the way before UC plays them. Oh yeah, wasn't it Depaul that beat UC last year in the first round of the Big East Tournament after they went 0-13 versus Big East opponents? YEP SURE WAS!!!

UC Wrap-up

In a must win game, the UC Bearcats did just that 78-70 over the South Florida Bulls. I'm still not thrilled with it because it is a team they should have blown out by at least double digits, and had multiple times throughout the game where they could have buried the Bulls.
Deonta Vaugh led the Cats with a season high 20 pts. And getting his first start of the year, Jaquon Parker scored a career-high 15 pts. Yancy Gates played only ten minutes and scored eight points, while fellow big man Steve Toyloy was in foul trouble as well and scored nine points.
I give the Cats credit here because they played without freshmen stud Lance "Born Ready" Stephenson, who twisted an ankle in practice yesterday. He should be ready for Sunday's game at Louisville (which I will be covering for the News Record). If you think about it, they basically played without Stephenson, Gates, Cashmere Wright (only played 4 min), and Ibrahima Thomas (9 min). Four guys who are, or were thought to be, important to this teams success.

The Cats have 11 games remaining in the regular season, all against Big East opponents. This is what I think they need to do to be one of the lucky 65 teams to get into March Madness: Their next three games are all winnable. They play Louisville, tough game but U of L is in a down year; Providence, who is getting better but again we have more talent then they do without question; and Notre Dame, who we took down just a few days ago. Out of those three games they need two wins, if not three. After that is Syracuse, Uconn and South Florida. They must win one of those games, which should be South Florida but if they could get two wins they would be in prime position. Next is Marquette, Depaul and Bob Huggins. They have to beat Marquette and Depaul. Their last two are against Villanova and Georgetown, two very tough games. One win here would be crucial. If this is the path they choose, the Cats will be 20-10, 11-7 in the Big East and would be in the tournament without question. A 19-11, 10-8 record could do it, but I don't want to be nervous on selection Sunday.

UC vs. USF

UC leads South Florida 41-32 at halftime. Finally, SENIOR Deonta Vaugh has shown up with 13pts in the first half. Game is on ESPN 2.

- Cats up 9 with 3 to go 67-58
- Up 8 with 238 to go 69-61, Vaughn with 18pts
- Solid win for the Cats, up 10 with 150 to go, hope I don't jinks them!!!

More on this game to come...

Tiger's Wood

I'm pretty sure that Tiger Woods can do whatever the hell he wants and surely doesn't have to listen to Geoff (sweet first name) Ogilvy.

How exactly do you pronounce his name? Is it GE OFF or GEO FF? Not sure!

The Raiders Job.

Who in their right mind would want to work for that crazy, old bastard Al Davis? I wouldn't even take the job, and frankly the guy is so crazy I wouldn't be surprised if I was offered the job. The only guy who should thank Al Davis is Lane Kiffin. Kiffin got his first head coaching job with the Raiders, which he didn't deserve, and has turned that miserable job into two head coaching jobs at the collegiate level with two of the greatest programs of all-time. If it weren't for Davis, Kiffin definitely wouldn't have the USC job, and most likely would still be a offensive coordinator somewhere or a head coach at some small school.
The Raiders and Al Davis must think Jim Harbaugh is an idiot. Why in the hell would he leave Stanford, a program that he is trying to build from the ground up, and pursue a job in Oakland for a loopy old man whose franchise has won like 15 games since they were in the Super Bowl in 2003. Way to go Jim, stay somewhere and build a respectable program, don't leave for some toilet bowl professional team that has no identity and path for success in its future.
The Raiders will be terrible for as long as JaMarcus Russell is on the team and until Al Davis is, well we'll just say, no longer in charge of them.

Late night at in Australia.

The Aussie Open has been phenomenal thus far, it's just too bad that all the good matches are on between 1 a.m. and 6 a.m. local time. James Blake and Del Potro's match last night was an epic, 5 set match that Del Potro won 10-8 in the fifth. Who wouldn't want to watch that?
I tried my best to stay up as late as I could, which was about 2 a.m., the match was still in the first set. I only bring this up because if tennis could get the action that has gone on so far in the Aussie Open to happen at Wimbledon or the U.S. Open, I believe it could lead tennis back to being a top notch sport.
Another great example is Justine Henin knocking off the No. 5 seeded Elena Dementieva. Henin just recently un-retired, and was granted a wild-card spot for the Aussie Open. Not only did she beat Dementiea, she beat her in straight sets. That is a magical victory for Henin and nobody in the USA was really able to see it, unless you are Edward Norton in Fight Club.
It's just a shame that some of the best tennis in years is being played right now, but nobody except for those in Australia are getting to see it!

Late night Aussie Open update...

James Blake leads No. 4 Del Potro 2-1 in the first set. Blake goes down in 5 sets, losing the fifth 10-8. American tennis, at least for the men, is at an all-time low.

The Long Haired Hippy Pitcher.

Tim Lincecum is worth every penny he is going to get. $13 mil, wait no, what is bulls*it is the fact that the Giants are only offering him $8 mil. The guy has won two Cy Young awards, and is arguably the best pitcher in the game. The dude should get more than what he is asking for.
I'm not a fan of paying these guys like they do, but if that is the nature of the beast Lincecum should be getting paid for how he is performing. Johan Santan, some would consider the best pitcher in the league, made $18.8 mil last season. What did he do last year and where was his team in October? Lincecum's teammate, Barry Zito, made $18.5 mil last year. We all know how good Zito has been lately (although he had an alright 2009;10-13 with a 4.03 ERA).
Here is a guy that made $13 mil last season: Bronson Arroyo ($12.5 mil). Who would you take: Arroyo or Lincecum?
Here is a guy that made $8 mil last season: Jose Contreras ($10 mil, even worse). Again, who would you take: Contreras or Lincecum?

Just remember Timmy, it's not worth pissing all that money away just for a toke!!!

Coach Cal

No, not Calipari, but Calhoun. What is wrong with him this time? I'm sorry but it reaches a point (he's already beat cancer twice) when it's time to call it quits. Nothing is worth dying for, especially a game. Hang up the suit Jim, "before something bad happens."

Dempsey Update

Good news for USA soccer.

Tennis

Yeah I know that most people don't give two s*its about tennis, but I have watched more of it lately than ever. It's only the first round of the Aussie Open, but I stayed up til 2 a.m. last night to watch R Fed and some Russian guy, when I got home today I watched the end of Natalie Oudin vs. some Russian, and now I'm watching Lleyton Hewitt's match.
I like the sport of tennis, but what I like the most is that it is a clean sport. Other than golf (which is in question in my opinion), what other sports is cleaner? Yeah, there are rumors of match fixing, but those happen in matches with players outside the top 100.
Nobody can name me a single tennis player who has been suspended for steroid or HGH use. Sure, Andre did some meth, but seriously, can you name me one?
It is a sport with a rich history that has lost its luster over the years. I say (in a somewhat sarcastic voice) lets rally for tennis and promote the clean bill of steroids that the sport has.

There you go Aaron, some of my writing!!!!!!

Talk about rubbing it in their face...

I mean, come on Royal Caribbean!!!

P Doc, I feel ya bro...

Golf season couldn't come soon enough for me.

I'll take it.

Where UC stands as of now looking towards March Madness.

Is this a joke?

Who pays to tour LA gang territory?

40 years? Seriously?

Check out what this lady had to go through after being forced out of her home because she is black.

Did you know fact of the day

Juan Martin del Potro and Rafael Nadal are the only players to defeat R Fed in a Grand Slam final.

Yea I know it's tennis, but damn that is impressive!

Babe of the day

Gotta love hot international chicks.

Hello Justyna!!!!

Here is a chick you've never heard of.

Yeah pretty much...

But hey, at least they gave their coach a contract extension!!!

This guy learned something from Brandon Spikes.

If anyone ever gouges my eyes like this I am going to cut their face off!!! Now hopefully his coach suspends him for more than a half.

I had an Accident...

This poor ball boy will be reminded of this for years to come.

Mr. Gailey is back!

How good are the Bills? Good enough to hire a coach who was fired at the beginning of the '09 season by the Chiefs. And how good were the Chiefs this year? Chan Gailey hasn't been a head coach since '07, and that was with Georgia Tech. What happened to the Bills hiring Bill Cowher, Leslie Frazier or anybody that has cred? Well they are the Bills.

J Burton and Reds Avoid Arbitration.

The Reds and reliever Jared Burton were able to avoid arbitration and come to terms on a deal. This guy needs to get his head stright and if he does, he has the stuff to be a key part of this ball club and lead them to the promise land.

Hell Yes!!!

This is what I'm talking about.

Aussie Open

Roger Federer has lost the first set of his opening round match against Igor Andreev 6-4, but R Fed is up a break in the second set and leads 5-2. Keep you posted!

- 1 set a piece as R Fed takes the second set 6-2.
- Andreev is up a break in the third set leading Federer 2-1.
- Federer breaks back. 2-2 in the third, 1 set a piece.
- 5-3 R Fed, about to serve for the set.
- Andreev breaks back, 5-4 R Fed leads, Andreev serving.
- Andreev breaks R Fed again. Up 6-5 and serving for the set to go up 2 sets to 1 against the No.1 seed.
- Federer breaks Andreev, 6-6. Tiebreaker at 1-1
- Federer wins the set 7-6 and is up 2 sets to 1. Andreev blew it. I'm going to bed!

Really Mariah?

How old is Mariah Carey? I was like six when her first hit came and, but hell, she still looks good! This is a pic of her last night at the Golden Globes.

Losing = Contract Extension!

How does Norv Turner get a contract extension after losing to the Jets, after winning 11 straight games before losing Sunday and, in my opinion, was the favorite to win the Super Bowl. This is a prime example of a good regular season leading to the GM getting sucked in. Norv is over-rated as a coach and the Chargers are about to find that out the hard way.

Final in Manhattan

No.9 Kansas State defeated No.1 Texas 71-62. And Kentucky is your new No. 1! That sux!!!!!

That a Boy

How about Vincent Jackson?

Mike Nolan out in Denver!

Fox Sports is reporting Mike Nolan is out as Broncos defensive coordinator. This is weird to me. Their D was the most improved part of their team, now give us Brandon Marshall!!!!!

UK doing some good!

I can't stand UK or John Calipari, but this is pretty sweet of them!

Middletown is going to be on fire tonight!!!

Girls Gone Wild is at Reflections Night Club in Middletown tonight.

God Rest his Soul

He will be missed.

2010-11 opponents

Here is a list of who the Bengals will play next season.

Intelligent

Traffic tickets? Really? Come on Kenny Britt.

Duke has felons?

I didn't know people who went to Duke were capable of doing such things

Putting all that money to a good cause

Zo and D Wade doing some good for Haiti

Update to Previous Story

After taking a swing on an umpire in the Dominican League, Jose Offermand has been banned for life from the league. So, was it worth it Jose?

Big Game in the Big 12

No.1 Texas vs. No.9 Kansas State ESPN 9 p.m. toinght

Mark as Markatar

This is awesome It is from a website a couple of my buddies are putting together. Check it out

Arrested for Cheering

Check out this Jets fan getting arrested for what appears to be nothing. Something is missing from this video because in the first ten seconds he has his jacket on and a second later he is wearing a t-shirt and getting bulldozed to the ground.

Miggy

We do not know how old Miguel Tejada really is, we do know that he did steroids and now we know that he is a good human being.

Carson Palmer is a hot topic!

Good article by Chick Ludwig on Carson Palmer.

Most Underrated Player in the NBA!

Check out his numbers!! Check out his last five games.

How the Mighty Have Fallen

My question is why didn't he just keep his butt on the Celtics bench making millions to do nothing. Does he speak Chinese?

The Cry Baby is Coming Back

It is believed that Jerry Jones will retain Wade Phillips for the 2010 season. Roy "all I do is drop passes" Williams will also return next season, despite not catching a single ball in the divisional playoff game against the Vikings.
Well good luck Cowboys in the 2010 season. The only way this team gets better is if their young defense improves. This offense will be exactly the same as it has been; dropped passes, the draw play and Romo throwing picks and dropping the ball all over the field.

Hilarious Stuff

List of the Top Ten prison sentences of all time!!

Hot Cuban Chick

WOW

Baaaad Gator

Man, it's hard for me to grasp the fact that this guy went to college for free and I am going to be paying my loans back til I'm 75.

Does anybody care that she lost?

Maria Sharapove lost in the first round of the Aussie Open to Maria Kirilenko 7-6,3-6,6-4; her worst performance ever in a Grand Slam. But honestly, who cares as long as she keeps looking like this.

Sunday Divisional Wrap-Up

Well if you didn't notice, I went 4-0 on my picks. Guess I better start gambling!!!

Cowboys vs. Vikings: Seriously, how good is Wrangler Jeans. The dude gets better with age. The Vikes just dominated the Boys and never let Dallas into the game. The pass rush on Romo was ridiculous, especially when you try to put a tight end on Jared Allen (smart). Romo couldn't hang onto the ball and when he did, he threw the ball directly to a Vikings player. Farve could have done practically nothing in the game and the Vikings D would have led them to the victory anyway. The Cowboys got hot, but still were/are over-rated and as I predicted just got flat out blown out of the stadium. If the Vikings D can just slow down the Saints and Farve can play the way he did against the Cowboys, the Vikings are on their way to the Super Bowl.

Jets vs. Chargers: How bout Dirty Sanchez? Okay well he played alright, but that J E T S defense is nasty. Whales Vagina scored over 20 points in 20 some odd straight games, but not against those Jets. At least it makes the Bengals losing seem a little bit better (NOT). There isn't a whole lot to say on this game except that the Colts are in for a rude awakening next week if the Jets D plays half as good as they did today. Oh yeah, don't forget about Thomas Jones and Shonn Green! At least we had one good divisonal round game, save the best for last my friend!

Just call me Roger Ebert

The Book of Eli, or as I like to call it El Libro de Eli, was good viewing. The message is deep and the story is fantastic. Denzel is just as bad (as in good) as he always is and Mila Kunis steps out of her shoes as Jackie from That 70s Show and does a great job in a serious role. If you see it be prepared to be shocked and to leave the theatre with a solid message impounded into your skull. Overall I give it an A based on the deep impact of the message and the overall concept of the movie. GO SEE IT, it will make you realize how good we have it and how much we take for granted in the world today.

This guy haunts me...

I hate BK, but only at Notre Dame will you have controversey such as this

SMART

Boy those Jets fans are intelligent

People are awesome!

This is a list of fantastic reasons people had to go to the emergency room. Read them, they are hysterical.

The Boys are crying!!!!!

What a bunch of damn babies! Keith Brooking and Wade Phillips should be worrying about how to get better or if they are even going to be members of the Cowboys next year, not whining about what the Vikings did. Take your ass whoopin and go home, don't cry about it. Nice face Wade!!!

USA soccer may be taking another hit

I will not lie, I'm not a huge soccer fan. But I do love the World Cup and my country (corny, I know). Clint Dempsey is just the latest blow to the national team.

GO BIG BLUE

Michiagan defeated No.15 UCONN 68-63 today. Michigan's Manny Harris led the way for the Wolverines with 18 pts and 8 boards. Michigan led by 9 at half, but Uconn came back and tied the game with 2 min. remaining. Michigan's Zack Novak drained a three with 1.5 mins. remaining to give the Wolverines the lead for good. It was the Huskies third loss in a row, the first time that has happened since losing four straight to end the 2006-07 season. The Huskies went 1-11 from three point land, while Michigan went 9-28. Kimba Walker led the Huskies with 15 pts. It was Michigans second straight win against a ranked opponent.